I should stop using the “Weekend Update” titles huh? Because it seems that all I post about are weekend updates now hehe. The Smartest Loser stuff is keeping me pretty busy, which is a good thing. I have less time to think about food, and I have to make sure to go to bed at a decent hour because I can’t afford to be unecessary tired, with all the exercising we’re doing!
So we had a 3 day weekend.. Well I did. Steph worked on Monday. He has Memorial day off. This past weekend was unofficially declared The Grossest Weekend Ever. This is your formal warning. The stuff below ain’t for sissies.
Friday Night we had our group workout at Centennial park, which you can read about on that blog. We stopped at the new Sobeys on Wheeler blvd. for a handful of things on our way home, but came out with a 72$ cart. Shit. When will we learn. Came home, and I decided that I had to re-arrange the living room furniture right then and there, and give the room a purpose. I brought the hutch that was in the dining room in there, I brought the book shelving unit from the computer room, rearranged some stuff, took out some stuff, and presto magicko, voila, a reading room with one big red reading chair. That’s it hehe. I feel sad about being back at square 1, furniture wise, but the reasons why we had to do it are well worth it.
Saturday morning I slept in, got up, inhaled my half cup of cottage cheese and threw on some jeans and a t-shirt and was out the door in 25 minutes. We went to see The Chronicles of Narnia : Prince Caspian. I really liked it. Although… [Last Warning. grossness starts now.] There was a family with 2 quadraplegic kids in wheelchairs sitting right in front of us (We were in the second row, at Trinity.) The oldest daughter looked like she was between 18-25… hard to tell. She wasn’t able to communicate, but she seemed to enjoy the movie and was eating popcorn like it was going out of style. At around 3/4 of the movie, she starts barfing up in the air like a fountain. Eew. Poor them. But ew. That definitely took care of my popcorn craving.
Saturday night, I was the last to use the bathroom and Steph and the dog were already in bed. When I came out of the bathroom, I discovered with horror that Loki had had big, bad, bad, green diahrrea all over the light grey carpet. We think he ate some bits of green peppers off the floor. Fuck. Steph tried to clean that up the best he could, but it was still pretty damn gross. The next morning, we woke up to a carpet AND.. bed.. [told you it was THE grossest weekend ever] covered in green diahrrea. I had a fit, declared the carpet dead, and refused to sleep once more in the same room as that carpet. Washed all the bedding [Thank goodness for mattress covers]. And went to Home Depot to get laminate flooring, not even knowing yet how I’d pay for it. Slapped it on my credit card for now and well… 3-4 days ago we were laughing about the fact that the traditional 5 year wedding gift is WOOD! hah. Ironic isn’t it ? Good Bye, New York City. Hellooo, cheap ass fake floors. Happy Anniversary Honey! (It’s only in a month, but this couldn’t wait.)
So we spent all of Sunday and Monday with my brother’s help, trying to put together that piece of shit fake wood floor. It looks like absolute crap because we had no idea what we were doing. So I had to resort to begging Tim (Sophie’s handsome & handy husband, the flooring guy) for a quote, and hope to goodness that I can afford to have those fixed. I already paid 555$ for the floors so I hope they can look decent. We had decided that Loki would sleep in his Kennel from now on, but Steph convinced me to try the diapers, since the floor more than likely has to be taken appart and redone anyway and we’ll have to buy additional boxes of wood anyway. So far, so good. Excellent in fact. For the past 2 nights, Loki has had the doggy diaper on at night, and did absolutely nothing in it! That is nothing short of a miracle. I think he knows what it’s for. I think he knows, from the first time he tried it and soaked it, how it defeats his marking purposes. So he’s pretty pissed at us, but I Think it’s going to change our lives. News news! Doggy Diaper changes lives!
So that’s about it… tonight is our Last Chance Workout and weekly weigh-in at the gym… Wish me luck!




May 21, 2008 at 11:39 AM
I still can’t get over the fact that you didn’t contact us in the first place for that floor…on a long rainy weekend, to boot! If there’s anything we’re good for as friends, it’s definitely floors…LOL.
Most likely it will have to all be taken out and redone, and you *might* need more boxes of planks…as for a “quote”, you know we owe you for the favor you did us. Do I hear Barbecue?
Next time you need some flooring done, PLEASE call us first, lol! It’s a lot less hassle to install than to repair :)
May 21, 2008 at 11:41 AM
We’ll make a music filled/fun weekend out of it! PLUS, I get to learn how to install laminate AND get to use his tools!
May 21, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Me again. I just realized how my comment sounds in regards to the hassle thing. It IS less hassle to install than to repair, yes,but for all parties involved…money wise because you might need more product, and also cause you’ll have to host us for more than a few hours LOL. No worries, your floor will look good once we’re done with it.
May 21, 2008 at 12:08 PM
I’m glad that despite the hassles – you guys had a good weekend!
When I wasn’t drinking – my favorite cocktail was diet tonic with a SPLASH of cranberry juice and a twist of lime in a frou-frou glass. That, along with lots of fresh veggies could make a very nice cocktail reception for you and still be within your Smartest Loser guidelines.
UGH on the chicken breasts. Can you do turkey breasts, boiled egg whites, super lean beef or pork, tuna, or ANYTHING else? I am not a fan of grilled chicken breasts myself!
May 21, 2008 at 9:28 PM
Nancy, you freaking crack me up – “Good bye New York, hello fake wood floors”. Love it.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – you are a saint to put up with that dog. SAINT.
When we were going through fertility treatments Mike would make me n/a pomegranate martinis – pom juice and diet soda with a twist of lime … YUM O!
May 22, 2008 at 8:54 AM
Well, that was an eventful weekend! Sorry about your trip to NY, but at least you’ll have nice new floors…and most importantly, no more gross carpet. And ITA with what Justine said, you ARE a saint to put up with Loki…totally. We had some issues with Cici when we moved into our first house and I just didn’t know how I would handle it. Fortunately, Vic set her on the straight and narrow. But it sounds like those doggie diapers (wish I had know about them) will do the trick! Good luck!
And I just have to add, way to go on the Smartest Loser stuff…I’m so proud of you guys AND you have become such a huge inspiration to me! :) Love you!
May 23, 2008 at 11:17 AM
I think I totally jinxed myself yesterday. I read your blog, and laughed. I mean, to an outside person, it is a bit humerous. And then, Saige crapped while she was in the bathtub. Yeah, not funny.
So I feel I owe you an apology. Fuckin karma!